Life Commentator For Hire

Anyone that knows me really well (which isn't very many people), knows that I love to come up with new ideas, products, and advertising approaches. Anyone ever hear of iTunes or PODS? Yeah, those were all me. There are many more, but I can't keep track of them all because it happens so often. Anyways, I'm sure many other people came up with these same ideas, but like me, didn't do anything about it and then one day saw their idea on TV. So I've decided that I am not going to just sit on my ideas anymore.

A lot of times, when Ashley and I are out and about, we see something and I make a comment. She laughs, and I think, "I wish there were people watching me because I am dang funny. I need my own studio audience." And then it hit me.

INTRODUCING THE NEXT BIG THING: Personal Life Commentators.

You may ask, "Just what is a personal life commentator?" Well, let me tell you. Every good sitcom (which is short for "situational comedy," thank you Jeopardy) always has jokes and comments that are perfect for the situation and said at the just the right time. Take those comments out of the show and you just have a bunch of boring people talking to each other. Just imagine these shows without the jokes and comments: Everybody Loves Raymond - jokes = watching your next door neighbors unload the dishwasher or golf; Seinfeld - comments = watching a stranger order soup for lunch or wait for their name to be called at a restaurant; Friends - witty humor = watching a bunch of people drink coffee. Basically, these shows just turn into what you see everyday. So, instead of using television as an escape from your ordinary dull life, why not turn your life into its own sitcom.
With your own life commentator, you will always have that perfectly timed joke and aptly suited comment. All of the sudden, your work day turns into The Office; family get-togethers become Everybody Loves Raymond;waiting for the bus transforms into Seinfeld; a bad date morphs into How I Met Your Mother; a horrendous life-altering accident resulting in amnesia becomes Samantha Who; being commandeered by the CIA and almost killed by secret assassins miraculously changes into Chuck.

You get the picture? Everything is better with humor. Now, instead of suffering through your ordinary life, you can take control and turn it into your own sitcom. You won't have to wait all week for your favorite show to come on because every day is must-see TV. Make yourself the lead character of your life.